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She says it's a cucumber she planted. I express my doubts. It tries to take over the carport and upstairs porch. Wondering if it's the original Neanderthal cucumber from h*** I ask the neighbor. He identifies it as a Fuk. We are both right. So what gonzo evolutionary oops came up with a vine that loves to grow to the very top of trees then crank out mutant squash things the size of American syntho-watermelons which like to dangle over human habitation? Weighing in at about 20 lbs and the lowest being 15 feet off the ground, this might be proof of intelligent design. Providing the great grackle in the sky has a really sick warped sense of humor.