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The Edda Of The Albino T.
"It was late in the am,on a cold winters night,
when from my slumber,a noise awoke me with a
fright.I staggered from my bed my senses dulled,
but this was no surpriser,for earlier that night
Id killed a fifth of jaegermeister"
"I groped for the light but no illlumination was
found,for the raging storm had blown a power line
down.Again i heard the noise that from my sleep
was woke.What could it be?To make such racket soar?
I retrieved a flashlight and headed for the door"
As i entered the hallway,i saw the T room door ajar,
had some unknown culprit come to rob my collection,
from afar?I went into the room my gnarled fists balled
rock tight,if there was someone stealing,he was in for
a fight.But to my relief the window was open from the
storm.My anger died as quickly as it was born."
"I drew the window closed,as a chill blew up my shorts,
had to keep my T's warm,they were my best cohorts.But
then again a noise,reached unto my ears,from the kitchen
it came,and thus renewed my fears.So out i went and
down the hallway stalked,and into my kitchen i now
had walked."
"I played the light beam around,from the flashlight in
my hand,trying to catch a sight where the beam would
land,then on the wall,it caught my sight,like the
holy grail,it sat there shining bright,A tarantula,
its species i could not equate,but it had the legspan
of a dinner plate,no markings were on it as pristine
as it could get,sat a pure white tarantula,an albino
heavensent."
"I stood there with my jaw,slack as a pole axed horse,
could my touch with sanity have finally run its course?
I felt like i was Ahab finding his moby dick,i began to
egde closer,to insure it wasnt a,simple refraction trick.
YES! it was real, a true albino T,upon my kitchen wall
waiting there for me,hee hee.Dollar signs through my
head began to skip and flutter,for a T like this id have
hung my own brother."
"What should i buy first the hummer or the boat,id
be sitting pretty,i began to gloat.For soon id
have it in my hand,the proverbial golden goose,the
key to supply and demand,ha ha turn me loose.Then to
my dismay a glint caught my drunken stare,there was a
metal lid on the counter lying there,And as my dreams
faded,of fame,fortune,power,and then turned lemon sour,
For it was not a true albino,A Pokie'd got in the
flour."
FINI
"It was late in the am,on a cold winters night,
when from my slumber,a noise awoke me with a
fright.I staggered from my bed my senses dulled,
but this was no surpriser,for earlier that night
Id killed a fifth of jaegermeister"
"I groped for the light but no illlumination was
found,for the raging storm had blown a power line
down.Again i heard the noise that from my sleep
was woke.What could it be?To make such racket soar?
I retrieved a flashlight and headed for the door"
As i entered the hallway,i saw the T room door ajar,
had some unknown culprit come to rob my collection,
from afar?I went into the room my gnarled fists balled
rock tight,if there was someone stealing,he was in for
a fight.But to my relief the window was open from the
storm.My anger died as quickly as it was born."
"I drew the window closed,as a chill blew up my shorts,
had to keep my T's warm,they were my best cohorts.But
then again a noise,reached unto my ears,from the kitchen
it came,and thus renewed my fears.So out i went and
down the hallway stalked,and into my kitchen i now
had walked."
"I played the light beam around,from the flashlight in
my hand,trying to catch a sight where the beam would
land,then on the wall,it caught my sight,like the
holy grail,it sat there shining bright,A tarantula,
its species i could not equate,but it had the legspan
of a dinner plate,no markings were on it as pristine
as it could get,sat a pure white tarantula,an albino
heavensent."
"I stood there with my jaw,slack as a pole axed horse,
could my touch with sanity have finally run its course?
I felt like i was Ahab finding his moby dick,i began to
egde closer,to insure it wasnt a,simple refraction trick.
YES! it was real, a true albino T,upon my kitchen wall
waiting there for me,hee hee.Dollar signs through my
head began to skip and flutter,for a T like this id have
hung my own brother."
"What should i buy first the hummer or the boat,id
be sitting pretty,i began to gloat.For soon id
have it in my hand,the proverbial golden goose,the
key to supply and demand,ha ha turn me loose.Then to
my dismay a glint caught my drunken stare,there was a
metal lid on the counter lying there,And as my dreams
faded,of fame,fortune,power,and then turned lemon sour,
For it was not a true albino,A Pokie'd got in the
flour."
FINI
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Thanks for posting it!
