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...the neighbors son gets sick and the first thing you do is ask the parents about their keeping parameters.
...you buy all kinds of healthy fruits, but only the cigarettes are for yourself.
...you can only smile when getting asked "Aren't those venomous?"
...you see the hamsters of the neighbors daughter in another view.
...you ask yourself if all that furniture in your app is really necessary.
...you walk around your appartment at nighttime, armed with a flashlight.
...you ask all of your buddies to keep the empty egg cartons.
...you always find some kind of place for a new enclosure.
...you don't believe yourself anymore saying "Alright, my collection is complete!"
...Brachypelma, Poecilotheria, Heterothele and words like those belong to your daily language spoken.
...you need to lie when some sweet little kid asks you where you left the cute pinkies.
...you devide your appartment into climate zones instead of rooms.
...most of the veggies and fruits you bought, are stored in weird plastic containers that have something moving in them.
...you feel good about drilling holes into plastic containers of all sorts for hours.
...the first thought after a day of work is not to go to the pub to get a beer, but to throw a look into your tanks to see if everything is alright.
...when the amount of living beings in your apparment rises by the week and your bank account subsequentially goes down.
...the teachers of your kid ask the same if they can have a tour through your appartment.
...when you answer the question "How many kids do you have?" with something like 0.1 or 1.1.
...you're being seen carrying dozens of plastic containers filled with insects into your app.
...you see an insect and think "That would be a nice meal" instead of "eew!"
...the cashier at walmart looks at you slightly startled while you try to buy 500 empty pilljars and a roll of gaze.
...you know exactly and instantly when asked where to buy which shelves and know the sizes on top of your head including the prices.
...you redesign anything that can't hold a new enclosure in order to be able to.
...you call the neighbors son a "subadult male".
...you come home loaded with stones and twigs anytime you take a walk.
...a beautiful woman asks you to help her close the dress and you think about helping to molt.
...you (as a guy!) buy stockings.
...your power distributor lists you as "industrial customer".
...it's brighter in your app than outside at daytime.
...you walk around in your app, in the middle of winter, with shorts and topless.
...you take home any containers that came with food in order to redo them for spiderlings.
...your toolbox doesn't include screwdrivers and drills, but all sorts of tongs, silicon, scalpels and a microscope.
...you get uneasy thinking about moving.
...a neighbor has cockroaches in his appartment and you just ask "Can I have them?"
...you have more corkbark at home than wood.
Thought this is funny to write down some stuff like that. Feel free to add more and I apologize for any spelling / grammar errors I made in the above.
...you buy all kinds of healthy fruits, but only the cigarettes are for yourself.
...you can only smile when getting asked "Aren't those venomous?"
...you see the hamsters of the neighbors daughter in another view.
...you ask yourself if all that furniture in your app is really necessary.
...you walk around your appartment at nighttime, armed with a flashlight.
...you ask all of your buddies to keep the empty egg cartons.
...you always find some kind of place for a new enclosure.
...you don't believe yourself anymore saying "Alright, my collection is complete!"
...Brachypelma, Poecilotheria, Heterothele and words like those belong to your daily language spoken.
...you need to lie when some sweet little kid asks you where you left the cute pinkies.
...you devide your appartment into climate zones instead of rooms.
...most of the veggies and fruits you bought, are stored in weird plastic containers that have something moving in them.
...you feel good about drilling holes into plastic containers of all sorts for hours.
...the first thought after a day of work is not to go to the pub to get a beer, but to throw a look into your tanks to see if everything is alright.
...when the amount of living beings in your apparment rises by the week and your bank account subsequentially goes down.
...the teachers of your kid ask the same if they can have a tour through your appartment.
...when you answer the question "How many kids do you have?" with something like 0.1 or 1.1.
...you're being seen carrying dozens of plastic containers filled with insects into your app.
...you see an insect and think "That would be a nice meal" instead of "eew!"
...the cashier at walmart looks at you slightly startled while you try to buy 500 empty pilljars and a roll of gaze.
...you know exactly and instantly when asked where to buy which shelves and know the sizes on top of your head including the prices.
...you redesign anything that can't hold a new enclosure in order to be able to.
...you call the neighbors son a "subadult male".
...you come home loaded with stones and twigs anytime you take a walk.
...a beautiful woman asks you to help her close the dress and you think about helping to molt.
...you (as a guy!) buy stockings.
...your power distributor lists you as "industrial customer".
...it's brighter in your app than outside at daytime.
...you walk around in your app, in the middle of winter, with shorts and topless.
...you take home any containers that came with food in order to redo them for spiderlings.
...your toolbox doesn't include screwdrivers and drills, but all sorts of tongs, silicon, scalpels and a microscope.
...you get uneasy thinking about moving.
...a neighbor has cockroaches in his appartment and you just ask "Can I have them?"
...you have more corkbark at home than wood.
Thought this is funny to write down some stuff like that. Feel free to add more and I apologize for any spelling / grammar errors I made in the above.