First heavy rain of the season yesterday

The Snark

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TERMITES
and geckos and cats, oh my!

Keep all the lights off in the house in the evenings for the next 3 weeks. If I could figure out how to ship them to all you critter keepers I'd be rolling in $$$ in a day: $1 a kilo, you pay shipping... and offer up explanations to the authorities why you shouldn't be caught and shot for importing highly undesirable invasive animals.
 

The Snark

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Clouds of swarming dots under all outdoor lights and unprepossessing carpets of discarded wings in thick carpets in the carport in the mornings. How to get photos?
 

Malhavoc's

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Snark,

Do you remember the incident of the cat, becoming glued to the floor after the niece tried to cook sugar? I do, I think we have a solution here.. We take the cat, Cover it in some delicious sugar water and send it outside, with any luck it will accumulate enough termites to become airborne..
 

The Snark

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Snark,

Do you remember the incident of the cat, becoming glued to the floor after the niece tried to cook sugar? I do, I think we have a solution here.. We take the cat, Cover it in some delicious sugar water and send it outside, with any luck it will accumulate enough termites to become airborne..
About what? 3 years down the road and Nieces mom is still furious with me. The kid translating ****ING **** into German just to watch her mom quiver with righteous indignation didn't help. Only a week ago I got several phone calls where I answered and got CLICK! as the phone was hung up. Mom still won't speak to me.
Then, I just had deranged imaginings of coating one of the cats with sticky, putting it on the end of a long bamboo and holding it under a street light.

http://www.arachnoboards.com/ab/showthread.php?228099-die-Katze-auf-den-Boden-geklebt
 

Malhavoc's

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Well. it is a solution, Perhaps not the best of them but it is one!
 
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