just found a link directed here 
let me curse too, or maybe three!!!
From ALLAN HALL
in Berlin
"who the heck is he? oh well im still interested to invite him to my spiders and scopions dungeon "
A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.
Police broke in to Mark Voegel’s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.
"i wonder why the gecko and that spider didnt eat the termites?"
"those snakes should have already escaped"
"lol! a gecko? and it has a name, how did thry knew that? did the gecko spoke to them? "
Neighbours alerted police after becoming alarmed by the stink.
And horrified officers were met by a nightmare scene.
A police spokesman said: “It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa.
“Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.
"too much watching stupid movies can affect your senses, go to the real world dork"
“There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.
"i bet your the only one imagining that"
“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.”
"so far its the gecko that the only reptile that ive read on your paper"
"so its the gecko that used the spoon? ohh... did it already learned to use fork?"
"lol! most bird eating dont build nest, they just jump towards the bird..."
Loner Voegel, 30, never invited people back to his “jungle” home, a small apartment in the German city of Dortmund.
Police described it as a cross between a botanical garden and the butterfly breeding ground in the serial killer movie The Silence Of The Lambs.
"you and the police do watch movies together huh!?"
One tarantula had built a nest the size of a swallow’s in a corner of the ceiling.
" was it another bird eating one?"
Voegel also had a boa constrictor and several poisonous frogs from South America.
Spider expert and animal cruelty officer Gabi Bayer said he kept creatures “that should never be allowed in a private home”.
"we love the label!"
She said: “He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world.”
"i have some widows here, so far they dont eat dogfoods "
The reptiles were allowed to roam free in the flat.
"because they are more friendly and docile than you"
The heating elements on two tanks containing spiders and their termite snacks had exploded and dislodged the metal tops allowing them to escape.
"lol! spiders as communual? im sure this one is a crap"
Voegel is thought to have been dead for between seven and 14 days.
A post-mortem will be carried out in the next few days. But authorities believe Bettina alone was responsible for Voegel’s death.
"lol... its your paper that killed him"
let me curse too, or maybe three!!!
From ALLAN HALL
in Berlin
"who the heck is he? oh well im still interested to invite him to my spiders and scopions dungeon
"A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.
Police broke in to Mark Voegel’s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.
"i wonder why the gecko and that spider didnt eat the termites?"
"those snakes should have already escaped"
"lol! a gecko? and it has a name, how did thry knew that? did the gecko spoke to them?
"Neighbours alerted police after becoming alarmed by the stink.
And horrified officers were met by a nightmare scene.
A police spokesman said: “It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa.
“Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.
"too much watching stupid movies can affect your senses, go to the real world dork"
“There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.
"i bet your the only one imagining that"
“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.”
"so far its the gecko that the only reptile that ive read on your paper"
"so its the gecko that used the spoon? ohh... did it already learned to use fork?"
"lol! most bird eating dont build nest, they just jump towards the bird..."
Loner Voegel, 30, never invited people back to his “jungle” home, a small apartment in the German city of Dortmund.
Police described it as a cross between a botanical garden and the butterfly breeding ground in the serial killer movie The Silence Of The Lambs.
"you and the police do watch movies together huh!?"
One tarantula had built a nest the size of a swallow’s in a corner of the ceiling.
"
was it another bird eating one?"Voegel also had a boa constrictor and several poisonous frogs from South America.
Spider expert and animal cruelty officer Gabi Bayer said he kept creatures “that should never be allowed in a private home”.
"we love the label!"
She said: “He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world.”
"i have some widows here, so far they dont eat dogfoods
"The reptiles were allowed to roam free in the flat.
"because they are more friendly and docile than you"
The heating elements on two tanks containing spiders and their termite snacks had exploded and dislodged the metal tops allowing them to escape.
"lol! spiders as communual? im sure this one is a crap"
Voegel is thought to have been dead for between seven and 14 days.
A post-mortem will be carried out in the next few days. But authorities believe Bettina alone was responsible for Voegel’s death.
"lol... its your paper that killed him"
